Women (some facts and.....)

Take it as a humor article ..... no one should get hurt....

coz some r facts and some r......jokes. .

1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..

2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....

3. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.....

4. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

5. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...

6. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!...

7. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women...

8. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...

9. How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing....

10. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

11. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!....

12. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

13. 99.99% accidents are caused by women...firstly when they get confused...they press gas instead of breaks....secondly when they wear hot clothes...men r too busy checking them out....

14. All galz say i am not like other galz "I am different" (all r same)...

15. If a gal says she has told no one the secret....u should assume she has already told to her best friend.