Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Interesting aspects of life - Warren Buffet...


There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity Here are some very
interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he
needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year.
He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had
scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates
became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.




His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and
Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."


Love Proposal by a Software Engineer

Love Proposal by a Software Engineer

"Just know that the love I have for you
Is not to be put in a stack or queue

Like a variable in an infinite loop
Be in my heart always and never stop

My heart is like a port, unread,
and the love I have has only one thread
You are in my heart's RAM and not in the cache
So if you won't respond, my heart will crash.

Like an application that is stand alone,
I'm a programmer who earns a lot on my own
And my request is clear, without any encryption
And hope it is not void, that you return.

If Java can be linked with C
Or if e-mails can be sent for free
Why on earth can't you and me
For the rest of our life time together be"

Poems written by husband to wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.



******

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



******

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



******

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



******

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.


******

Saturday, June 23, 2007

FriendsHiP





















How to disable your stolen Mob. Phone

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?


To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:

* # 0 6 #


A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.

This number is unique to your handset.

Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.


Should your phone get stolen,

you can phone your service provider and give them this code.

They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card,

your phone will be totally useless .



You probably won't get your phone back,

but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.



If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Please spread this useful information around

Friday, June 22, 2007

Test Your Smartness

Test for Idiocy


B elow are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them



instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position



are you in?






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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are


absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,



so you are second!



Try not to screw up next time.


Now answer the second question,


but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?



Second Question:


I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?






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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:


V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.


Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.


Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000


Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!


Today is definitely not your day, is it?


Maybe you'll get the last question right....


...Maybe.



Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.



What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?


NO! Of course it isn't.


Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:




I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By


imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully


expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is


done.


Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of


sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?




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He just has to open his mouth and ask...


It's really very simple.... Like you!

Sardarji Jokes

BLOCKBUSTERS. ..... of SARADAR JEE

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the
train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..


Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
there....... ......
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


Sardar
had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter &
Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!



A sardharji photographer focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives
beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth....... ......... . WHY? because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should
be light"_-=


SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa


ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
NUMBER


Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
first will come first.


A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.



A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"



What does a sardar do after
taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.




WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE
PHONE.


Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10

A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR



Sardar at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still
digging for more..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning
of friends last
words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing
He said-im seeing how i look while
sleeping.

Humor (Jokes)

" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke


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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


************ ***



Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?


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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


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Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!


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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.


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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!


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Roles In Heaven (Just for Fun)

Roles in Heaven :


Brahma
Systems Installation


Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support


Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management


Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)


Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada
Data transfer


Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant


Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records


Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses
Devas
Mainframe Programmers


Surya
Solaris Administrator


Rakshasas
In house Hackers


Ravan
! ;Internet Explorer WWWF
Lakshman
Support Software and Backup


Hanuman
Linux/s390
Jatayu
Firewall


Dronacharya
System Programmer


Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)


Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)


Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer


Draupadi
Motivation & Team building


Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM


Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB


Karna
Contract programmer


Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++


Gandhari
Dreamweaver


100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Marriage Humor (Smile Plz)

Different Phases of a man:


After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman



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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it



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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of
Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.



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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything
"and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"



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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND



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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice



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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.



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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!



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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence



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What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
womanwho loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each
other!



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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"



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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!



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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found
aman just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"


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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!

Facts about Our PlAnet

Few very strange ,little known facts about your planet



In 1783 an Icelandic eruption threw up enough dust to temporarily block out the sun over Europe.

About 20 to 30 volcanoes erupt each year, mostly under the sea.

A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above.

Lake Bosumtwi in Ghana formed in a hollow made by a meteorite.

Beaver Lake, in Yellowstone Park , USA, was artificially created by beaver damming.

Off the coast of Florida there is an underwater hotel. Guests have to dive to the entrance.

Venice in Italy is built on 118 sea islets joined by 400 bridges. It is gradually sinking into the water.

The Ancient Egyptians worshipped a sky goddess called Nut.

The world's windiest place is Commonwealth Bay, Antartica.

In 1934, a gust of wind reached 371 km/h on Mount Washington in New Hampshire, USA.

American Roy Sullivan has been struck by lighting a record seven times.

The desert baobab tree can store up to 1000 litres of water in its trunk.

The oldest living tree is a California bristlecone pine name 'Methuselah' . It is about 4600 years old. The largest tree in the world is a giant sequoia growing in California. It is 84 meters tall and measures 29 meters round the trunk. The fastest growing tree is the eucalyptus. It can grow 10 meters a year.

The Antartic notothenia fish has a protein in its blood that acts like antifreeze and stops the fish freezing in icy sea.

The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's electricity.

The industrial complex of Cubatao in Brazil is known as the Valley of Death because its pollution has destroyed the trees and rivers nearby.

Tibet is the highest country in the world. Its average height above sea level is 4500 meters.

Some of the oldest mountains in the world are the Highlands in Scotland. They are estimated to be about 400 million years old.

Fresh water from the River Amazon can be found up to 180 km out to sea.

The White Sea, in Russia, has the lowest temperature, only -2 degrees centigrade. The Persian Gulf is the warmest sea. In the summer its temperature reaches 35.6 degrees centigrade.

There is no land at all at the North Pole, only ice on top of sea. The Arctic Ocean has about 12 million sq km of floating ice and has the coldest winter temperature of -34 degrees centigrade.

The Antarctic ice sheet is 3-4 km thick, covers 13 million sq km and has temperatures as low as -70 degrees centigrade.

Over 4 million cars in Brazil are now running on gasohol instead of petrol. Gasohol is a fuel made from sugar cane.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Winner ARe Those Who NeveR Quit




































Help This Girl

Help this poor girl – pls.. DO NOT Ignore


You know very well that I normally don't forward such mails.

but this girl seems to have been struck by an awful tragedy,

which has landed her in this pitiable state. One look at her

picture (pasted below) will convince you of her condition.


Anyone willing to support her and provide some help

will be doing a great service. Please send your cheques

in my name and I will pass on the amount to her. Thank you...

MAY GOD BLESS YOU

Ultimate truth

Ultimate truth
( Uncanny-but true !)



Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.




The road to success??.. Is always under construction.




Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.




In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.




All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.




Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.




Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.




If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.




You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.




Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.




As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.




He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.




If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.




Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.




When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.




If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.




Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.




You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.




The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.




After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.




If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.




Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

LOve SmS

1.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

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2.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

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3.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

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4.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

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5.Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it

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6.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

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7.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

************ ********* ********* ********* *

8.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe
is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare
bhool hamari hi hai
jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe

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9.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

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10.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Rare Historic Pictures!!!!

The daughter of an Indian maharajah seated on a panther she shot, sometime during 1920s. This picture and the others in this series appear in a new book, 'India Then and Now', by Vir Sanghvi and Rudrangshu Mukherjee, Roli Books, India. Pictures courtesy: Roli Books.

The Grand Trunk Road, built by Sher Shah Suri, was the main trade route from Calcutta to Kabul. Here, transport leaves Ambala for Delhi.

A throwback from the Raj: A British man gets a pedicure from an Indian servant.
A rare aerial view of the president's palace and the parliament building in Delhi, both designed by architects Edwin Lutyens and Herbert Baker.

A group of dancing girls. Dancing or nautch girls began performing at courts around 1830. They were known for their elaborate costumes and jewellery.


A group from Vaishnava, a sect founded by a Hindu mystic. His followers are called Gosvami-maharajahs and own several temples.

Women gather at a party in Mumbai (Bombay) in 1910, a sign that women were very much part of the social scene in many respects.


An aerial view of Jama Masjid mosque in Delhi, built between 1650 and 1658 by the Mughal emperor Shah Jahan.


The Imperial Airways 'Hanno' Hadley Page passenger airplane carries the England to India air mail, stopping in Sharjah to refuel.

Stop Smoking (Bcoz...)

STOP SMOKING: WHY ???



Smoke wins over humans because: Cigarettes stick to their job and humans don't.




Smoke wins over humans because: it's WILLS power and NOT WILL power.



Smoke wins over humans because: A Cigarette an hour, heaven is not so far.




Smoke wins over humans because: eventually we're all going to die one day sooner or later. So, who cares warnings.... .. We only follow errors.....







Smoke wins over humans because: You don't smoke it; it smokes you.





Smoke wins over humans because: humans have thought revolving around two things: today and themselves!!




Smoke wins over humans because : it fools the fool who is having it








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Thanks for your patient reading and now spread this message for all those who loves you and you loved

Married Jokes

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

My All Weather Friend
























































































































My All Weather Friend



Partly Cloudy, Rain, or Shine,
I'm so happy you are a friend of mine.

You have no agenda to which you expect me to conform,
You are always there to help me weather the storm.

You are with me through the good times and the bad,
When I am happy and when I am sad.

Your friendship is unconditional, without any strings,
You will probably never know how much joy it brings.

With you I want to be until the end,
Thank you for being my All Weather Friend!



Honest Answers to HR Quest.

Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different,
tailored and suitable answers to the guy !

1. Why did you apply for this job?

I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?

I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any
specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?

You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?

Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...

5. What is your biggest strength?

Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of
the fate of company

6. What is your biggest weakness?

Girls

7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more
money, so I am here today

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job?
I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

For the same reason why you left your earlier job

11. What do you want from this job?

If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?

Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra
than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard

(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my
current salary by 30%)

Headlines dated on 1st January 2020:

Headlines dated on 1st January 2020:






1. President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi

went Italy to meet Italian president Rahul Gandhi









2. Dhoom-17 is ready to release









3. I will play the next world cup--------- -- Sachin









4. Salmaan khan, hrithik and abhishek attended Aish 5th wedding










5. Petrol 1 litre------- -----Rs.999 only.

Have a GReat Day

You...
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....have a GREAT Day...

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. . And never regret anything that made you smile.

Benefits of Smile




Benefits of smile






1) Smile shows friendship
2) Smile make new friends
3) Smile makes other people's day brighter
4) Smile improves your day
5) Smile looks better than a frown


6) Smile Puts others at ease
7) Smile always enjoyable to give and receive
8) Smile leaves favorable impressions
9) Smile makes you look happy, confident, and self-assured
10) Smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship!

FACTS TO MAKE EVERY INDIAN PROUD

FACTS TO MAKE EVERY INDIAN PROUD

Q. Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems?
A. Vinod Khosla

Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)?
A. Vinod Dahm

Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world's No.1 web based email program)?
A. Sabeer Bhatia
India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.
India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.
Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.
Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty stricken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.
The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.
The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.
Algebra, trignometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.
According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.
USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.
The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
Chess was invented in India .
Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India .
When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization) .
The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

Quotes about India :

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.
--- Albert Einstein.

India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition.
--- Mark Twain.

If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India .
--- French scholar Romain Rolland.

India conquered and dominated China culturally for20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.
--- Hu Shih (former Chinese ambassador to USA )

ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS.

BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential; and that if we do, we could once again be an ever shining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow.

I hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA .

Say proudly, I AM AN INDIAN.

Long Live Bachelor -2

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs... .."

--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,

'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"





The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before.

For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"



The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."


If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The

husband was stunned for a while but then smiled

" It really works ! "

Long Live Bachelor -1


Every man should get married some time; after all,

happiness is not the only thing in life !!

--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.

It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous
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I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our
anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been !"

I told her,
" How about the kitchen ?"

--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

Niagra Fall (Beauty)