Facts of Salaried Man

Facts of life which applies to the Salaried People!
Bank Balance
First Week : 10,000
Second Week : 1,000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10


Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")


Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessarytraffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgentsituations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until shecalls me")And last....but not the least...


Boozing
First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. whatsay?"
Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health