Stupid Questions....

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionalyalso spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you afteryears...
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a her wedding, and you friend announces ask...-Is the guy you're marrying good?Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just themoney.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...-Sorry. were you sleeping?Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marryor not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in yourmouth...
Tell me if it hurts?
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Oh, so you smoke.Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's inflames!!!