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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect acountry, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI


* Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.


* Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


* Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi kokya kahenge?A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal


* Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN


* Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, merigalfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile


* It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write oneexam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS


* Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya . 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


* Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa selagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear


* Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.TT: Ticket hai?Sadhu: NahinTT: ChaloSadhu: Kahan?TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein


* Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALABut girraffe was not eating. Why?Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND


* What do u call a woman in heaven?An AngelA crowd of woman in heaven? A host of AngelsAnd all woman in heaven?PEACE ON EARTH