Children Jokes!!!

Shivji aur parvatiji computer kyon nahi seekh paye....??
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ganeshji mouse leke bhag jate the.....










how do u make a cocacola frm water in ur house........
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u put the water in a bottle.............
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wht u get is pani which is "THANDA"

nd THANDA matlab.........
u're samrt guys..........






hippopotomus jhooth kyun nahin bolte?????






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bcoz "hips dont lie"...shakira..





An Elephant meets an Ant!!



On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!


Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .


Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.


Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

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Ant: Haan ....
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI
CHALTA






jailer kaidi se- kal tumhe subah 5 baje faansi di jaayegi.

kaidi starts laughing................




why????????????






he says- main to roj subah 8 baje so ke uthta hoon.




Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
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They Both Are Not a Banana !!





wats d volume of d person who has lost his memory???










sochoo







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pie r square h!!!!!
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coz he keeps on sayin MAIN CONE HOON!!!!!!!!!







why did ramu throw butter from the window???

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Ans : he wanted to see the butter-fly!!!!!!








Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:

Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?

Gadha: Apple khaane

Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!